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Monday, March 20th, 2006

Some random absurdities, all from just one issue of Gazeta Wyborcza. The Belarussian KGB has branded the Lukaszenko opposition terrorists. The newspaper is up in arms. Only GW Bush (if you’re not with us you’re against us) is allowed brand the opposition “terrorist”. Marek Zuber, adviser to Polish Prime Minister Kazimierz Marcinkiewicz, has admitted in […]

I believe the word is “extraordinary”…

Monday, March 13th, 2006

…as in “extraordinary outburst”. Today’s Fakt, a Polish tabloid, carries one on the front page from ?ukasz Warzecha. “I am convulsed with anger!” it begins (exclamation marks, in fairness, are commoner in Polish than in English). He is angry that Poland does not kill certain criminals and angry at the “know-alls” who sympathise with the […]

Syriana II

Friday, March 10th, 2006

Syriana seems to be sowing confusion right and left. A correspondent to the Irish Times compares the verdicts of Charles Krauthammer and Michael Dwyer (IT’s film critic). For Krauthammer the plot was “near-incomprehensible“. O’Dwyer wrote: “Demanding the attention of its audience, Syriana proves thoroughly satisfying and accessible. . .” The review by the eminent film […]

It’s all Politics

Monday, March 6th, 2006

Syriana was reviewed by both Gazeta Wyborcza and Rzeczpospolita on March 3rd. But did the reviewers see the same version? Poor Jacek Szczerba in GW seems to be under the impression that it is a documentary: he praises the US for allowing this pack of anti-US lies to be produced and distributed, even though it […]

Asking the easy questions

Tuesday, February 28th, 2006

This weekend’s Rzeczpospolita carries an interview with Leszek Balcerowicz, the man who administered economic “shock therapy” to Poland, freeing the market almost overnight in 1990. To some he is a bete noire; for others an economic genius. The interrogation was carried out by Slawomir Popowski and Dariusz Rosiak. Balcerowicz invited the reader to look at […]

Property Rights

Sunday, February 26th, 2006

I gather there is some concern in America about an “Arab” company taking control of their ports. I don’t see what the fuss is: what difference does the nationality of the shareholders make? The Polish government is also worried about foreign ownership, of banks, in particular. Apologies for the why-oh-why’s but why can’t capitalists accept […]

Dead Souls Don’t Vote

Friday, February 24th, 2006

This post is a straightforward lift from the current issue of Nie (the by-line is “MB”), but it is irresistible so here goes: in the district of Jarocin the balance of power on the 19-strong district council is held by a dead man. Until the sudden death four months ago of a councillor Mieloszyk the […]

Who Rules Poland, Part II

Thursday, February 23rd, 2006

Following in the footsteps of Teresa Lubińska (kicked out of the ministry of finance for speaking the unspeakable) comes Stanisława Okularczyk, until recently the deputy minister for agriculture. While down in southern Poland she had the audacity to tell her voters: The Warsaw set is laughing at you. Minister Jurgiel [her boss] does not understand […]

Absolute Nonsense

Sunday, February 19th, 2006

The weekend’s Rzeczpospolita, a serious Polish broadsheet, has a front page story headlined “How much will the Cheap State Cost?” It is a reference to the nearly-ruling party’s pre-election promise to cut costs. The paper estimates that the planned nationalisation of banks and insurers will cost 30 billion zloties, new unemployment benefits will cost 10 […]

Cloakroom Communism

Tuesday, February 14th, 2006

“Of course, before Eastern Europe can really take off a generation of workers with the communist mentality will have to die off.” This is a cliche that has been kicking around these parts for at least the last fifteen years. In general, I’ve always been suspicious of it. It sounds a bit too much like […]