Three Monkeys Online

A Curious, Alternative Magazine

Henry Grodsk

Sophistication

Thursday, October 26th, 2006

“This essay was commissioned by the guest editors of a special issue of the academic journal Social Text but rejected by the journal’s editorial collective on the grounds it was theoretically unsophisticated that included a ‘cheap shot’ at professors.” This message precedes an article by Robert Jensen, who is always worth reading, on academic freedom […]

Excuses, excuses

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

On October 23rd the BBC news website reported that Sony was delaying the release of a new product in Europe until 2007, even though it is already on sale in Asia. The reason given was that the machines did not meet European safety standards. Today a second reason is given: “stock shortages of vital components.” […]

Election Sausage

Tuesday, October 24th, 2006

Local elections are approaching and all over Poland (presumably — I haven’t been all over it myself) teams of workers are energetically engaged in infrastructural work. Roads are being resurfaced, roundabouts rationalised and parks prettified. It’s not fooling anyone: “kie?basa wyborcza” (election sausage) is what Poles call this transparent bribery of the general public. My […]

Feelings, nothing more than feelings

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

From the BBC news website today on Sony’s decision to prosecute people who import certain goods into Europe: “Critics of Sony’s approach feel that the electronics giant is preventing gamers in Europe from getting their hands on Play Station 3s early, even if they have to pay a hefty premium.” Critics of Sony don’t think. […]

Dirty Reality

Tuesday, October 17th, 2006

Dirty Realism is the term critics use to describe the writings of Marek Nowakowski. He writes about people “on the margins” — drunkards, pimps, criminals, cat torturers, anal rapists and so on — Polish writers seemingly unable to discern the vast mass of people that lie in between the intelligentsia and the dregs. One collection […]

Devil, details, etc.

Monday, October 16th, 2006

Traktat o ?uskaniu fasoli (Treatise on shelling beans) is the title of Wies?aw My?liwski’s latest book. It takes that most self-indulgence-prone form of a monologue (delivered to a stranger). In one passage from the essay — errr, novel — the narrator describes an incident from his childhood. Children can be so cruel some times, and […]

Astroturf

Monday, October 16th, 2006

A soap maker named Unilever is trying to start a debate about beauty in Poland. The back page of this weekend’s Gazeta Wyborcza is entirely given over to an advertis– sorry, a manifesto about “real beauty.” (Fair play to GW: it is clearly marked advertisement.) Straight away there is something suspiciously close to a tautology: […]

Theatre of the Absurd

Saturday, October 14th, 2006

I suppose it is only fitting in this, the centenary year of Samuel Beckett’s birth, that Poland take the last (?) few decisive steps to total absurdity. A Polish friend asked me last night if I had heard that Giertych wanted to stop the teaching of Darwinism in schools. Huh? Then I remembered: no that’s […]

The Devil is in the Detail

Friday, October 13th, 2006

It’s a good thing I’m not a proper book reviewer, editor, or proof reader or anything. I would be unbearable. Reading Reisefieber by Miko?aj ?ozi?ski, for instance, I keep running into annoying lapses. Who the hell cares if the narrator (when working as a journalist) takes his lunch break at two in the afternoon? I […]

Gun Law and Justice

Thursday, October 12th, 2006

“It’s War,” says today’s Dziennik, referring to further political revelations, machinations and deteriorations of relations in parliamentary politics which I won’t go into here. But there is one intriguing item in the article: once, many years ago, Donald Tusk made fun of Jaros?aw Kaczy?ski’s voice. Kaczy?ski repsonded by pulling a (legally held) gun on Tusk! […]