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2007-05-30 Telekomunikacja Polska.
Press release.
Darmowe rozmowy przez całą dobę. (Free conversations all day long.)
That was May. This is December. The company’s subscribers have received a letter from one Jacek Mrozik, Marketing Director. Certain changes have been made in the nomenclature of Telekomunikacja Polska’s rich array of offers. Namely:
“plan tp 60 minutes for free” has been changed to “plan tp 60”
“plan tp 60 weekends for free” has been changed to “plan tp weekends”
“plan tp 60 weekends and evenings for free” has been changed to “plan tp weekends and evenings”
“plan tp conversations for free” has been changed to “plan tp conversations”
And so on…

In a splendid display of marketing prowess, Mrozik was foolish enough to name the law whose passage has forced him to stop pretending his company is giving things away for free. It is the bill “to combat dishonest market practices.”

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