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A question of life and death

During today’s lunch time news, on the state-funded channel RAI1, we got the following news. “Praying is not a matter of choice. It’s a question of life and death. Only those who pray will gain eternal life in paradise”. The news report quoted, almost word for word, Ratzy’s weekly wanderings from his balcony.

I waited for the ‘news’ element of the story. The punchline. I’m still waiting.

The licence fee, which funds this drivel, was due at the end of february…