A short passage from Marcin Swietlicki’s new novel, Dwanascie (Twelve), should give pause to all internet posters except me. A brash Varsovian kicked out of a Krakow pub thinks on his way out that he’ll destroy the business by writing about it in his blog. The blog entry he thinks up:

avoid the “Office” on Jan Street in Krakow hick peasant interior decor like in a train station waiting room ridiculous old school sounds unpleasant service the only doubtful attraction is that fucking drunk “master” but he’s washed up a long time gone grey flabby

Come to think of it: didn’t the Simpsons get there first with Comic Book guy’s “worst Itchy and Scratchy episode ever” post?