You know you’re getting old when something like this not only fails to move you but leaves you baffled, wondering why on earth anyone would want to subject themselves to it. Today’s Gazeta Wyborcza carries an ad for a night of advertisements in the cinema. That’s right: you go to the cinema and watch ads for a few (six!) hours. And it’s not free either! I can’t help the exclamation marks and italics. Imagine paying to watch six hours of advertisements!