Three Monkeys Online

A Curious, Alternative Magazine

Shane Barry

And the winner of the 2004 Nobel Prize for Literature is…

Thursday, October 7th, 2004

…that household name, Elfriede Jelinek! Well, at least I was half-right in my predictions, when I said that it was not unlikely that nobody among those mentioned as possibilities would actually win. After a perusal of Jelinek’s bio on the Nobel site, however, I was surprised to discover that I had a glancing, if indirect, […]

IgNobel admissions

Thursday, October 7th, 2004

The biggest gong in writing, the Nobel Prize for Literature, is due to be announced tomorrow. The winners seem to oscillate between some Great Name whose major work is behind them (V.S Naipul, for example) and a figure few in the Anglophone world has ever heard off. (When Saul Bellow was awarded the prize in […]

Amis on Maradona

Friday, October 1st, 2004

Say what you like about Martin Amis’s novels–and most critics did when Yellow Dog was released last year–but his occasional journalism, the commissioned “colour” pieces usually contain a clutch of phrasings that reveal an aesthetic sensibility absent in most others’ hack work. In today’s Guardian, he finds an accommodating subject for his style in the […]

Wh(OOP)s Apocalypse

Tuesday, September 28th, 2004

Faced with a situation in which beheadings are being streamed over the Internet and satellite television covers the collateral damage caused by “precision” bombing, the most improbable connections between technology and terror start to make sense.My example: last week I was working through an interesting title called “Object Thinking” by David West. West is a […]

Cartesian Dualism and Casper the Friendly Ghost

Friday, September 24th, 2004

In an attempt to create my own rickety bridge between the “Two Cultures” described by CP Snow, I occasionally try to bring my liberal arts-trained mind to grapple with science. (I think this erratic urge was initially prompted by that thought experiment that tries to envision how you would get on if you were sent […]

ManBooker Shortlist Shock

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2004

The ManBooker shortlist is unusual this year, at least for me, in that there�s more than one title listed that I could be bothered to buy.Actually, I�ve already consumed one of those that made the cut, Alan Hollinghurst�s The Line of Beauty, which was praised to the sky when it was released earlier this year. […]

A rabelasian and quixotic post

Tuesday, September 21st, 2004

The other day a friend of mine described a book as Rabelaisian. Taking the opportunity to be a smart-arse, I asked whether he had actually read Rabelais. He quickly assured me he had read Gargantua and Pantagruel, but was suggestively non-specific about how it ended.It’s something we rarely challenge: bandying eponymic references about, usually in […]

Why Bush could win–reason No. 236

Wednesday, September 15th, 2004

From yesterday’s Washington Post: “Florida neurologist Marc Swerdloff was taken aback when one of his patients with advanced dementia voted in the 2000 presidential election. The man thought it was 1942 and Franklin D. Roosevelt was president. The patient’s wife revealed that she had escorted her husband into the booth. “I said ‘Did he pick?’ […]

The Book of Evidence (against Banville?)

Wednesday, September 15th, 2004

Ireland’s perennial entry in the Mr. Gravitas competition, John Banville, will be giving a reading at the Irish Writers’ Centre tomorrow (16 September).Although I’ve read, I think, four of his novels I’m somewhat on the fence about Banville (obviously I have to have read 10 novels by an author before I can come to a […]

Through the sleet and driving snow

Friday, September 10th, 2004

The other night I succumbed to one of those blank trawls of the channels that take approximately 25 minutes now that I’ve shelled out for NTL’s digital service. In between blurred clips of Hitler barking on the History Channel* and wildlife mating/killing each other on National Geographic, I came across the usual nostalgiafest on VH1, […]