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Symbolic

The health service was in such a jock here that they decided to have a so-called “white summit” of various interest groups – doctors, economists and so on. I can’t recall off hand the name of my representative there but anyway, they’ve come up with a plan to get the health service out of the jock. The chairman of the steering committee, Professor Marek Safjan (he’s not a politician or a doctor or a patient but a judge), has some interesting comments on the nature of the consultative process: “our document must be accepted in full or rejected in full. There is no other way.” Perhaps he hasn’t got out of the habit yet of instructing juries. Among the proposals that I must accept or reject en masse is the introduction of a symbolic fee for visiting doctors. Perhaps I should rephrase that in case children or people for whom money is no object are reading: Among the proposals that I must accept or reject en masse is the introduction of a “symbolic” fee for visiting doctors. People regularly kill each other over symbols. Another proposal I must accept or reject is that of giving people the right to pay for operations in public hospitals if they don’t want to wait their turn (more commonly known as “bribery”). Naturally you would only be allowed to skip the queue on condition that this does not happen at the cost of patients waiting in the queue. (All in today’s Gazeta Wyborcza.)

So it would seem that the white summit mountaineers have come up with the wonderful idea of formalising and legalising the existing jock.

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