Quote from a Polish politician who shall remain nameless:

The overwhelming majority of mafia members in Poland and abroad are heterosexual.

This was in response to the real nut-job of the piece, Wojciech Wierzejski, a member of the current, democratically elected Polish government, who has demanded in parliament that links between homosexual organisations and the mafia (a catch-all term used to mean organised crime) be examined. It is a fact, according to Wierzejski, that the majority of gays are either secret agents or worked with the secret police.