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It could drive a man to drink…

From the surprisingly dependable National Enquirer:”Bush, who said he quit drinking the morning after his 40th birthday, has started boozing amid the Katrina catastrophe.”When the levees broke in New Orleans, it apparently made him reach for a shot,” said one insider. “He poured himself a Texas-sized shot of straight whiskey and tossed it back. The First Lady was shocked and shouted: “Stop George!””A Washington source said: “The sad fact is that he has been sneaking drinks for weeks now. Laura may have only just caught him � but the word is his drinking has been going on for a while in the capital. He’s been in a pressure cooker for months.”If this is true, George will be jimmying open the drinks cabinet just as Rita makes landfall.