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The Roman Salute

Tuesday, January 11th, 2005

As he guided Lazio to a conclusive victory over hated Roman rivals Roma, Paolo di Canio couldn’t resist celebrating by racing over to the Lazio Ultras and saluting them, with his right arm stretched at an angle, with palm flattened. The debate of the week then has been as to what the gesture meant, was […]

Latitude and the Law – the smoking ban comes into effect in Italy

Monday, January 10th, 2005

And so, after much talk (it’s been proposed on and off for years), Italy has followed Ireland’s example and banned smoking in public places. As of today Italy’s bars and restaurants, as well as workplaces, will be theoretically smoke free.

There’s a certain sense of d

La Bella Figura – a form of respect.

Wednesday, January 5th, 2005

Berlusconi continues to blaze a trail in maverick thinking, inspiring awe and confusion in all he encounters. In his end of year press conference he was asked about this year’s “Lifting” episode and his much talked about hair transplant surgery. He smiled and replied “I like to see myself young, and it’s a form of […]

New Year's Eve

Friday, December 31st, 2004

New Year’s Eve celebrations across Italy are being hastily changed, from traditional noisy and riotous affairs to quiet vigil like ceremonies, to show respect for the victims of the South East Asia Tsunami disaster. Here in Bologna, for example, the city council have cancelled all fireworks and are urging the public to follow suit. The […]

Mama, the Turks! European integration and the burden of history.

Thursday, December 9th, 2004

On the day that the European Parliament debated the opening of accession negotiations with Turkey, parliamentary party members of the Lega Nord unfurled a banner in the Italian parliament which read “no to Turkey in Europe”. Berlusconi has been one of Turkey’s biggest allies in its attempts to receive the green light for accession talks. […]

Light fingered civil disobedience – the anarchists go to lunch leaving NATO to pay the bill.

Thursday, December 2nd, 2004

The restaurant owner in Treviso took a booking for what he thought was a baptismal celebration. Around 50 people dined in his exclusive restaurant, running up a bill of around

It's all in the name – from G.A.D to gaffe. The Italian left look for a new name.

Thursday, November 25th, 2004

Silvio Berlusconi on Monday gave a barely concealed ultimatum to his coalition partners. After days of meetings, over proposed tax cuts, where he has met opposition from Alleanza Nazionale and UDC, Berlusconi, with as much rhetoric as he could muster (which of course was plenty), sent a letter, or as he put it a manifesto, […]

Celtic Karma. Tot

Sunday, November 21st, 2004

Let’s be clear: it was out of wounded national pride, the most motivating of human/simian emotions, that I watched the final of Italy’s terrible ‘reality’ show L’isola dei famosi* (that’s not to suggest that it’s any more terrible than similar anglophone versions)last Friday night. It was less out of a desire to see who would […]

Airbrushing the news. A change in Direction for Berlusconi's Mediaset.

Saturday, November 13th, 2004

It’s scarcely mentioned outside of Italy that there are actually some fine journalists working for Silvio Berlusconi’s Mediaset. Under the directorship of Enrico Mentana, the news broadcasts of Canale Cinque, have by and large maintained an impartial and professional stance when reporting the news (in comparison with one of Berlusconi’s other channels Retequattro, and its laughable ‘news’ broadcasts, panegyrics to the selfless leadership of Berlusconi*).

On thursday night, during the closing remarks on the main evening news, Mentana announced with much regret that the board that controls Mediaset (of which PierSilvio Berlusconi, Silvio’s son, is a prominent member) had decided to replace him with the current director of weekly current affairs magazine Panorama, Carlo Rossella.

Slow Learners? The Italian reaction to the US Presidential Election

Saturday, November 6th, 2004

While commentators in America are still analysing what exactly went wrong with the Kerry campaign, or indeed what went right with the Bush campaign, most politicians here have opted for the cautious approach when trying to extrapolate specific lessons for Italy. Most, but not all. There are some who have been keen to pull the political moral out of the magician’s hat, as if the American elections were merely a proxy or practice run for Italy’s next general election [due in 2006, though as likely to be in 2005].

Silvio Berlusconi, barely concealing his delight, took the opportunity to lecture the Italian left on the politics of demonization. “There’s a lot to be learned from this election – he told La Repubblica – they [the left] have to understand that no one wins by demonizing their opponent the way that the press and media did with Bush”[1]. Handy for a man who would like to keep his personal conflicts of interest out of the limelight, but he failed to take into account the fact that to a large extent George W.’s election victory was firmly founded on a demonisation of John Kerry -witness the skilfull proliferation of the ‘flip-flopper’ title for Kerry. Bush’s victory has certainly provided Berlusconi with a temporary respite from his political problems (dissapointing European Election results, the loss of key seats, the Buttiglione fiasco, a stagnant economy and fractious coalition partners). Appropriately enough, Berlusconi is pushing ahead, against advice from left, right and centre, with proposed tax cuts